Johnny, would you love me if-- my dick were bigger?

"Offers part case study and part (fictional) scene report[s] on the incidentals and consequences of hipster life ... He's a slut. He's a nerd. He's a working class hero. He's an American waiter... He sabotages meaningless relationships to hallucinate affection in late night park cruising ... [in] a ruined and newly conservative city ... He compartmentalizes his everyday struggles in a series of dissertations on subjects including ... creative writing, STD hysteria, junkie lovers ... and the pitfalls of restaurant work."--From publisher's description.